Go head‑to‑head with a mate. Never let them forget it.
Any fixture, any mate. They come for you, or you get in first. Ninety minutes later, one of you goes very quiet.
Draft four from either starting XI before kick‑off. Their goals are your goals. The whistle doesn’t wait for you.
Get comfy. Every goal your four score lands on your side the second it goes in, and you’ll want to be first to mention it.
Wins put points on the board. Find a rival, build a record, and hold it over them until May.
“Fluke. All of it.”
jimmy, still typing“Blocked me at full time.”
olivia, twice“I taught her everything she knows.”
rich, yet to win a duelChallenge a mate. Settle it at full time.